Dota 2: Rule 34 (Part Two)

This story contains sexual content. The pornographic kind. Reader discretion advised.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest, where another Ancient stood, a group of five heroes gathered around.

Traxex, the Drow Ranger spoke. “We know why we're here, I'm sure we've done this all before. Defend our Ancient with your lives, yada yada yada. Roll call.” She unrolled a piece of parchment. “Traxex, here. That's me. Mogul Khan?”

“Axe.” responded Mogul Khan.

“Excuse me?” asked Traxex.

“You may call me by my nickname, Axe. It's easier than calling me Mogul Khan.” Axe replied.

“That's nice, Mogul.” Traxex looked at the parchment again. “Ayusha... Ayoosh... Athusth...”

“Aiushtha!” announced the Enchantress, brightly. “It is a name given to me by my grandfather, for it was the name of his grandmother.”

“That's... lovely.” Traxex muttered as she stared at her parchment.

Enchantress's face lit up like the sun. “Oh, I am so glad you like it! I like it too!” She bounded around for a bit on her cervine legs.

Traxex called out, “Banehallow?” then said under her breath, “What kind of name is Banehallow?”

“Present and accounted for,” announced Banehallow. “But you may call me Lycan.”

Traxex looked at Lycan. “Lichen? Like the fungus?”

Lycan's eyes widened. “Wha... no... wait... what?”

Traxex read, “And finally, Rikimaru.” She looked around. “Rikimaru?” the rest of the party looked around. “Riki?”

Traxex rolled up her parchment. “Well, who knows where that dumb bastard has gone off to. He could be standing right in front of us and we'd never know.” Lycan started waving his hand around in front of him to see if he could find anything invisible.

“All right, people. Ashushtha... Enchantress... you take top.” said Traxex.

Enchantress smiled. “You almost had it right that time!”

“Let's have Lycan take the middle lane, and Mogul Khan and I will take the bottom lane.” the Drow Ranger then raised the volume of her voice. “And if any people named Riki are nearby, they can...” She stopped and thought about it. She muttered, “Well, he's just going to do whatever the hell he wants anyway.”

Traxex announced, “All right people, let's move it.”