Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Dota 2: Rule 34 (Part Four)


Aiushtha, the Enchantress, played with her fairy friends alongside the middle tower next to the river. She like to play tag with them, but she wasn't very good at it since the woodland fairies were much faster than her. She didn't seem to care though, as she was having a grand old time.

Suddenly, she saw movement on the other side of the river! It was some sort of bear-creature coming up over the hill, next to the opposite tower. She smiled and waved. The bear creature caught a glimpse of the faun's friendly gesture and his eyes widened. He froze, as if awestruck. She called to him, “Hello, furry woodland creature! Isn't it a lovely day?” The bear still stood transfixed, then raised his hand and waved back slowly.

Ursa had never seen anything like Aiushtha. A feeling struck him in the heart, he was weak in the knees. Had she cast a spell on him? No, he didn't think so. Unless that spell was love at first sight.

The faun smiled again and traipsed back into the woods behind her. Ursa snapped out of his trance. “Nymph! Don't go! I wish to speak with you!” Ursa called. The faun didn't return. Maybe she didn't hear him. Ursa trudged further on, and waded into the middle of the river. “Nymph! Do you hear me?”

The Enchantress pranced forward. “I am sorry, bear-man, but I have been ordered to protect this tower with my very life and I cannot be distracted.” She saw one of her fairy friends flutter by and she followed it with her gaze. She looked back at the soggy bear and turned around and leaped away.

“Nymph!” Ursa cried. “I mean you no harm! I only wish to speak with you!” The nymph didn't respond. Ursa then crossed the rest of the river and shook himself off. He climbed up the short hill after the bank and saw the tower. The nymph was running around in circles. “Nymph!” Ursa called out.

Aiushtha quickly turned toward Ursa. “Please, bear-man! Do not come any closer, for this tower shall open fire upon you!” There was a genuine concern in her voice. Ursa continued forward. “Please turn back, I do not wish to see you harmed!” Ursa took another step and the tower fired.

The blast hit Ursa square in the chest. He grunted heavily. He spoke through his pain, “I mean you no harm...” Another tower blast hit Ursa. He roared in pain. Aiushtha was horrified and confused. Why was this creature so determined to get himself killed? A third blast hit Ursa in the gut. Aiushtha had had enough of this. She cast Enchant on Ursa. The tower immediately stopped firing. Ursa's body was covered in scorch marks where the tower had hit him. Ursa's stance wavered for a second, then he collapsed.

The Enchantress rushed to Ursa's side. His breathing was labored and erratic. She motioned for her fairy friends to come to her. “Come quickly!” She cried. As the fairies flew around Ursa's massive body, he began to glow green, especially around his injuries. The fairies worked their magic in a hurry, healing Ursa up until he was in tip-top shape. When he woke, he found the most beautiful face he had ever seen staring down at him. “Sproink!” the Enchantress exclaimed in excitement. She clasped her hands. “You're alive!” Ursa soon regained his footing. When he finally stood up straight, Aiushtha told him, “You know, you are a very handsome bear-man when you are not all charred and bloody.”

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