This story contains sexual content. The pornographic kind. Reader discretion advised.
Meanwhile, on
the other side of the forest, where another Ancient stood, a group of
five heroes gathered around.
Traxex, the
Drow Ranger spoke. “We know why we're here, I'm sure we've done
this all before. Defend our Ancient with your lives, yada yada yada.
Roll call.” She unrolled a piece of parchment. “Traxex, here.
That's me. Mogul Khan?”
“Axe.”
responded Mogul Khan.
“Excuse me?”
asked Traxex.
“You may
call me by my nickname, Axe. It's easier than calling me Mogul Khan.”
Axe replied.
“That's
nice, Mogul.” Traxex looked at the parchment again. “Ayusha...
Ayoosh... Athusth...”
“Aiushtha!”
announced the Enchantress, brightly. “It is a name given to me by
my grandfather, for it was the name of his grandmother.”
“That's...
lovely.” Traxex muttered as she stared at her parchment.
Enchantress's
face lit up like the sun. “Oh, I am so glad you like it! I like it
too!” She bounded around for a bit on her cervine legs.
Traxex called
out, “Banehallow?” then said under her breath, “What kind of
name is Banehallow?”
“Present and
accounted for,” announced Banehallow. “But you may call me
Lycan.”
Traxex looked
at Lycan. “Lichen? Like the fungus?”
Lycan's eyes
widened. “Wha... no... wait... what?”
Traxex read,
“And finally, Rikimaru.” She looked around. “Rikimaru?” the
rest of the party looked around. “Riki?”
Traxex rolled
up her parchment. “Well, who knows where that dumb bastard has gone
off to. He could be standing right in front of us and we'd never
know.” Lycan started waving his hand around in front of him to see
if he could find anything invisible.
“All right,
people. Ashushtha... Enchantress... you take top.” said Traxex.
Enchantress
smiled. “You almost had it right that time!”
“Let's have
Lycan take the middle lane, and Mogul Khan and I will take the bottom
lane.” the Drow Ranger then raised the volume of her voice. “And
if any people named Riki are nearby, they can...” She stopped and
thought about it. She muttered, “Well, he's just going to do
whatever the hell he wants anyway.”
Traxex
announced, “All right people, let's move it.”