Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Future

Yes, I do plan on finishing the story one day.

But I'd like to talk about the Future of Literature. If the latest best sellers are any indication, (I am talking about the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy) then this confirms what we've all known all along: The Future of Literature is erotic fanfiction.

Fifty Shades started out as a Twilight fanfiction story, but the author changed some names and details to avoid copyright issues. And now what do we have? A full-blown phenomenon where copies of the books are flying off the shelves. This is fanfiction legitimatized. It's finally happened.

So now I think we can all experience some comfort in knowing that reading and writing in this genre is not deviant behavior, it is a social norm. I will certainly rest easier knowing this.

BTW, I have never read any of the Fifty Shades books as it doesn't sound like my style, but I think the success it's getting is fantastic.

Cheers

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Brief Intermission

I hope you guys are enjoying the story so far; I'm planning to have 13 parts by the end.

Don't be afraid to leave a comment or send me a message.  If you like the story, hate it, or even if you feel totally indifferent about it, let me know.  I don't judge people.  I wrote a pornographic fan fiction for crying out loud.

-Gregor

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Dota 2: Rule 34 (Part Five)


Rylai stayed close to her team's northern tower, occasionally shooting a frost bolt at the encroaching enemy creeps. Whenever a creep died, its lifeless body would melt into the ground and disappear, leaving behind a small pile of gold. Creeps were given gold in case they were captured and needed to bribe their captors to buy their freedom. After death, the creeps would soon respawn at their barracks, to repeat the cycle again. Sad, the life of a creep.

So while Rylai blasted the shit out of creeps, the gold continued to stack up. She had expected an enemy hero to show up at some point to stop her, but the only thing she saw coming down the road was a horde of gold-carrying zombie-like creeps. Soon, she had so much gold it was getting difficult to carry. “This can't be good,” Rylai said to herself. “If the enemy isn't here, maybe they are attacking the rest of my team!” She rushed off into the forest, hoping to warn the people she didn't want to be killed (and her sister) that the enemy was missing in action.

Rylai soon reached the center lane and found a group of allied minions fighting in the middle of a river with a group of enemy minions. “Enchantress?” she called out. “Are you here?” Rylai concluded she must have been here, there were hoof prints all around the watchtower. “Enchantress?” she called again.

She followed the faun's tracks and found that they stopped at a patch of grass that was soggy with blood. “Oh no!” Rylai gasped. She was terrified that Aiushtha had met with a horrible fate. “First blood has been spilled... This is my fault!” She stood up while a single tear of ice fell from her eye. “Nobody else will die today on my account! I must warn the others!” She dashed off into the southern woods.

When Rylai had almost reached the southern lane, she heard screams that were unmistakably from her sister, Lina. “Oh Gods, I hope I am not too late!”

When she finally came upon the south lane, she found Lina. Apparently she had screamed because a large reptilian man with sprouting wings was relentlessly pumping his giant ribbed member in and out of Lina's pussy. It was not the scream of bloody murder, but a scream of orgasm from the whore-bitch from hell. Rylai jumped back into the forest. Nothing could erase that sight from her mind, no matter how hard she shut her eyes.

Madder than ever, Rylai set out to return to her lane. But before she reached the middle lane, a strange fog suddenly surrounded her. A fog so thick she couldn't see her own nose. She continued slowly, reaching her arms out and feeling her way forward.

All of a sudden, she heard the swift thwick of a blade. Her robe fell to the ground, sliced in half by a sharp dagger. Her eyes darted around, trying in vain to see where the attack came from. She heard the blade slice again, twice. She took a step and her boot stayed on the ground, cleft in two. She began to run, barefoot and blind, but ran into a branch of a tree and fell on her back. Before she could even cry out in pain, a dagger had cut straight down the middle of her blouse, exposing her full torso and her young, healthy breasts with dainty erect nipples. She pulled herself to her feet and yanked the fabric to cover herself, only to find the back was also shredded. The blouse fell uselessly to the ground.

She yelled out, “Show yourself, fiend!” as she cupped a handful of breast in each hand in an attempt to maintain some modesty. She felt a push to her back and lost her balance, throwing out her hands to break her fall. She ended up on all fours. She heard a series of rips and slashes this time, as her pants were torn to ribbons. “Who are you?!” Rylai called angrily. “Show your face!”

She inhaled sharply as a warm, fleshy penis penetrated her vulnerable vagina. A voice said, “I am Rikimaru the invisible. And you, my dear maiden, are my latest conquest.”

Rylai growled, “You will pay dearly for this! I swear it!” She felt Riki's smooth shaft glide back and forth inside her. The fog was starting to lift and she could see the trees around her. She looked back to see who was taking her from behind, but saw no one. The firm cock pulsing inside her was definitely real, but the man it belonged to was totally invisible.

Rylai tried to clench her muscles to squeeze her attacker's shaft out of her, but Riki only pushed harder to get himself in. Once Riki had buried himself all the way to the hilt, he started pulling back slowly, but found he was stuck. Rylai was squeezing her muscles so tight that Riki couldn't pull out. Within a second of being stuck, his member began to spasm. Rylai knew what this meant. Her eyes widened and she immediately relaxed her powerful kegels. But it was too late. Riki shot his warm, thick sperm directly into her womb.

He came, Rylai thought. Oh Gods, he came inside me!

With a soft “schlup”, Riki quickly pulled out. Rylai heard Riki's steps as he scampered away into the trees. She stood up slowly without a scrap of clothing on her nubile body. She reached down and felt her pussy. She felt only the normal juices. Riki had ejaculated so deeply that she retained every drop of his seed within her.

Rylai picked up some of the tattered cloth on the ground, growled, and threw it back down in frustration. Then she started her walk back to the Ancient, plotting revenge the entire time.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Dota 2: Rule 34 (Part Four)


Aiushtha, the Enchantress, played with her fairy friends alongside the middle tower next to the river. She like to play tag with them, but she wasn't very good at it since the woodland fairies were much faster than her. She didn't seem to care though, as she was having a grand old time.

Suddenly, she saw movement on the other side of the river! It was some sort of bear-creature coming up over the hill, next to the opposite tower. She smiled and waved. The bear creature caught a glimpse of the faun's friendly gesture and his eyes widened. He froze, as if awestruck. She called to him, “Hello, furry woodland creature! Isn't it a lovely day?” The bear still stood transfixed, then raised his hand and waved back slowly.

Ursa had never seen anything like Aiushtha. A feeling struck him in the heart, he was weak in the knees. Had she cast a spell on him? No, he didn't think so. Unless that spell was love at first sight.

The faun smiled again and traipsed back into the woods behind her. Ursa snapped out of his trance. “Nymph! Don't go! I wish to speak with you!” Ursa called. The faun didn't return. Maybe she didn't hear him. Ursa trudged further on, and waded into the middle of the river. “Nymph! Do you hear me?”

The Enchantress pranced forward. “I am sorry, bear-man, but I have been ordered to protect this tower with my very life and I cannot be distracted.” She saw one of her fairy friends flutter by and she followed it with her gaze. She looked back at the soggy bear and turned around and leaped away.

“Nymph!” Ursa cried. “I mean you no harm! I only wish to speak with you!” The nymph didn't respond. Ursa then crossed the rest of the river and shook himself off. He climbed up the short hill after the bank and saw the tower. The nymph was running around in circles. “Nymph!” Ursa called out.

Aiushtha quickly turned toward Ursa. “Please, bear-man! Do not come any closer, for this tower shall open fire upon you!” There was a genuine concern in her voice. Ursa continued forward. “Please turn back, I do not wish to see you harmed!” Ursa took another step and the tower fired.

The blast hit Ursa square in the chest. He grunted heavily. He spoke through his pain, “I mean you no harm...” Another tower blast hit Ursa. He roared in pain. Aiushtha was horrified and confused. Why was this creature so determined to get himself killed? A third blast hit Ursa in the gut. Aiushtha had had enough of this. She cast Enchant on Ursa. The tower immediately stopped firing. Ursa's body was covered in scorch marks where the tower had hit him. Ursa's stance wavered for a second, then he collapsed.

The Enchantress rushed to Ursa's side. His breathing was labored and erratic. She motioned for her fairy friends to come to her. “Come quickly!” She cried. As the fairies flew around Ursa's massive body, he began to glow green, especially around his injuries. The fairies worked their magic in a hurry, healing Ursa up until he was in tip-top shape. When he woke, he found the most beautiful face he had ever seen staring down at him. “Sproink!” the Enchantress exclaimed in excitement. She clasped her hands. “You're alive!” Ursa soon regained his footing. When he finally stood up straight, Aiushtha told him, “You know, you are a very handsome bear-man when you are not all charred and bloody.”

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Dota 2: Rule 34 (Part Three)



Lina and Davion traveled along the southern path. Davion kept a brisk pace, but Lina lagged behind. She stared off into the trees, then looked at a small rock on the side of the road, occasionally looking back behind her. She never looked in Davion's direction or acknowledged he was there.

“Lina, why are you not keeping up?” Davion finally asked. “I hate it when people lag.”

Lina turned her nose up in Davion's direction. “I believe, sir knight, that it would be best if we spoke as little as possible.” There was a twinge of threat in her voice. Let's get this job done before I feel the need to kill you with fire.”

Davion guffawed. “Kill ME with fire? My dear mage, that is quite a laugh.”

The pair finally reached their destination, the third south tower, and stopped. Lina rested with her back against the side of the tower. Davion laid down his sword and shield and began to stretch. “You may want to stretch as well, mage. I anticipate some strenuous exercise in the near future.”

Lina casually lit a fireball in her palm and blew it out. “Not everyone is as out of shape as you, Sir Davion, if that is your real name. My body is already limber and supple.” Davion glanced at Lina's curvaceous body and saw that it was so.

Davion removed his heavy metal helmet and started to roll his neck from side to side. This was the first time Lina had observed his face. She cocked her head to one side. “Sir Knight, why do your eyes glow like that?” This was the first time she was genuinely interested in anything about Davion.

Davion approached Lina, staring into her eyes. “My eyes look like this because the blood of a dragon courses through my veins.” Lina's eyes widened. Davion continued, “Why do you think they call me Dragon Knight?”

Lina's voice softened. “You... You are the Dragon Knight?”

Davion strode toward Lina until he was right in front of her. He placed his hands on the tower on either side of Lina and leaned in toward her. He stared down into her face and she stared up into his. Lina started breathing heavily. She reached down below Davion's chestplate and unfastened his belt. Davion spoke, “I warn you, fair maiden, my powerful ejaculate could incinerate a normal woman.”

Lina bit her lip. “You will find, Dragon Knight, that I am most certainly not a normal woman.”

Davion quickly dropped his pants. His already erect cock sprang forth. Lina was a bit surprised. “It looks like a normal human's hardware...” Lina declared. “I was expecting something more... draconian?”

Davion growled and deeply penetrated Lina's fiery hot pussy. Lina yelped! He pushed her against the wall of the tower and proceeded to fuck his lane partner with feverish intensity.

Lina was pressed so tightly against the tower that her feet couldn't touch the ground. Her legs were spread wide. Her cries of pleasure echoed through the woods. The force of Davion's pelvis colliding with hers sent shockwaves through her soft body; her every jiggle could be heard in her voice.

While Lina was enjoying being fucked, she didn't notice that Davion's jaw had begun to jut out from his face, or that his human skin was slowly becoming smooth and leathery, or that a powerful tail had begun to extend from the base of his spine. Perhaps she did notice the shape of the penis that was currently inside her was becoming something much more... draconian.

Lina felt Davion's human cock as it slid in and out of her, and it seemed to her that it was actually gaining size. Then it began sprouting soft, rubbery ribs along the still lengthening shaft. It was now vibrating with every thrust! Lina finally opened her eyes and saw Davion's face. “Oh my god,” she thought. “He's transforming into a dragon... I'm going to have a giant dragon cock inside me!”

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Dota 2: Rule 34 (Part Two)


This story contains sexual content. The pornographic kind. Reader discretion advised.


Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest, where another Ancient stood, a group of five heroes gathered around.

Traxex, the Drow Ranger spoke. “We know why we're here, I'm sure we've done this all before. Defend our Ancient with your lives, yada yada yada. Roll call.” She unrolled a piece of parchment. “Traxex, here. That's me. Mogul Khan?”

“Axe.” responded Mogul Khan.

“Excuse me?” asked Traxex.

“You may call me by my nickname, Axe. It's easier than calling me Mogul Khan.” Axe replied.

“That's nice, Mogul.” Traxex looked at the parchment again. “Ayusha... Ayoosh... Athusth...”

“Aiushtha!” announced the Enchantress, brightly. “It is a name given to me by my grandfather, for it was the name of his grandmother.”

“That's... lovely.” Traxex muttered as she stared at her parchment.

Enchantress's face lit up like the sun. “Oh, I am so glad you like it! I like it too!” She bounded around for a bit on her cervine legs.

Traxex called out, “Banehallow?” then said under her breath, “What kind of name is Banehallow?”

“Present and accounted for,” announced Banehallow. “But you may call me Lycan.”

Traxex looked at Lycan. “Lichen? Like the fungus?”

Lycan's eyes widened. “Wha... no... wait... what?”

Traxex read, “And finally, Rikimaru.” She looked around. “Rikimaru?” the rest of the party looked around. “Riki?”

Traxex rolled up her parchment. “Well, who knows where that dumb bastard has gone off to. He could be standing right in front of us and we'd never know.” Lycan started waving his hand around in front of him to see if he could find anything invisible.

“All right, people. Ashushtha... Enchantress... you take top.” said Traxex.

Enchantress smiled. “You almost had it right that time!”

“Let's have Lycan take the middle lane, and Mogul Khan and I will take the bottom lane.” the Drow Ranger then raised the volume of her voice. “And if any people named Riki are nearby, they can...” She stopped and thought about it. She muttered, “Well, he's just going to do whatever the hell he wants anyway.”

Traxex announced, “All right people, let's move it.”